Cirque du Soleil and PTP

I've recently entered that period of nursing a baby when I find myself being used more like a prop in an act. Anybody who has nursed longer than about 8 months or so really probably knows what I'm talking about. Gone are the days when we just sit peacefully while he nourishes himself and now are the days when I generally feel like Benjamin is, unbeknownst to me, auditioning for a role in Cirque du Soleil, and I have become a convenient prop for all of his stunts. I mean seriously gals. You know what I'm talking about. These moves he makes while nursing also make me think of that game called "Pass the Pigs". I know my family knows all about Pass the Pigs--we've had some hysterical sessions of PTP. The game consists of a cup, two tiny plastic pigs, and score cards. You pop these tiny, plastic pigs into the cup, and then roll them like dice onto the table. The way in which they land determines what kind of points you might get. You can imagine what sorts of positions these pigs are in if the following labels are given to them after they're rolled onto the table--Razorback, Trotter, Leaning Joweler, Snouter, Pig Out, and Oinker. Benjamin seems to enjoy attempting the leaning joweler, but at an even more advanced level, because he does a leaning joweler, and then sticks one leg way up in the air and kind of pumps it up and down--as if he were a well pump, bringin' up momma's milk. So if you hear that we've moved to the Vegas strip, just know Benjamin has finally hit the big time and is livin' his dream in Cirque du Soleil--hopefully without me as his prop! :)